wow...

So every day my dad goes into the bathroom..minimum of 25 times..noone shits that much..and me and my brother aren't fucking 5 and retarded. so today..after awaiting my turn for the bathroom..i enter..smelling the usual..burnt plastic with a hint of air freshener. After he leaves I text him and this is how the conversation proceeds...

Me-" You must think we're stupid, dad."
Dad-" If I want your opinion i'll ask for it! When you start paying rent then you can have an opinion. Until then, SHUT UP!"
(I was quite flabbergasted at such a reaction btw)
Me-" Go get help."
Dad-"You go get help! I consider lesbianism a mental illness!"
Me-" You asked me in the car before how proud i'd feel to have a gay dad. One who "takes it in the ass and swallows cum." But how proud do you think I am to have a crackhead dad instead?"
Dad-" I aint proud of you at all youre a degenerate having sex with girls."